Sunday, April 20, 2025

On Eating Meat

People who survived the Soviet satellites of the former Iron Curtain, socialist countries run by their respective Communist Parties, can attest to the lack of food and especially meat they were subjected to daily.

One person who recently talked about his experience with food in Poland brought back painful memories. It was common for hungry kids to bully or beat up weaker kids for their sandwich, he said; their parents were members of the Communist Party and thus had access to healthy food. He reminisced about his mom buying a sliver of meat to flavor the soup or stew she was making. Drago was so shocked when he was first offered a piece of steak in the U.S. He thought it was the food ration for the month.

My mom bought bones with which she flavored our soups and potato stews. She could not have bought even a sliver of good meat if she wanted to because it was not available or it would have been too expensive for our meager budget to buy it on the black market. At best, she could have bartered something, but she had nothing of value to exchange for meat.

Such was food rationing on coupons under tyrannical regimes – empty stores and long lines for bread and other necessities that were always in short supply.

I visited Dachau’s Nazi concentration camp 31 years ago and I saw a list in German with the food rations for the camp’s prisoners. They received every morning 350 g of bread and half a liter of ersatz coffee, 3 liters of soup for lunch each week, one noodle soup and other two liters white cabbage soup, and for evening meals four times a week 20-30 g of sausage or cheese and ¾ liter of tea. No wonder the prisoners who survived were skeletal. Meat was almost non-existent in their nutrition; they were starved on purpose.

I watched my mom kill a chicken sometimes and grandpa slaughter at Christmas the pig he raised; it kept many in the family alive throughout the year. In retrospect, it did not look like a humane killing and the pig knew what was happening to him but we needed meat in order to survive and stay somewhat healthy and functioning.

I also remember grandpa burying a pig one year in the back yard because the village vet tech told him that it had trichinosis, and it was not fit for human consumption. But some villagers did eat their sick pigs and died or survived through treatment. A few of my childhood friends died of parasitic infections - they were not lucky to be close to a free medical clinic for treatment.

Some village kids drowned in the creek or in the Proava River when it rained a lot, and the muddy brown water concealed their bodies until the level dropped. Nobody knew how to swim. I never learned until I was almost 21 and living in the U.S.

My aunt Nuta used to take me and my best friend Steluta to the Prahova River - the water was clear and so cold, coming down from the mountains. There were pockets between large boulders where the water was deeper, and the fish were trapped in. We bathed with fishes swimming around us. We were hungry all the time, but it never occurred to us to try to catch the fish. We were afraid that someone would report us to the communist government, and we would go to jail.

Finding abundant meat to eat in the U.S. reminds us of the reality that every day we live, a creature dies to keep us alive. We just do not realize how much killing we do because someone else does the killing for us.

I am obsessed with the show ALONE for several reasons. One is the killing of animals in a survival setting where they are truly alone and must find meat protein, clean water, build a good shelter, and provide heat. Part of finding food is not just picking berries or edible plants which can be boiled and turned into soup. They must hunt and catch wild animals; unless trained, we lost that skill a long time ago. Most of us today would not know how to humanely trap and kill an animal to eat. We do eat meat but are squeamish about the actual killing.

A lady survivalist snared a squirrel, and the momma squirrel came and was trying to revive her baby and she was making all these crying sounds. It was heartbreaking to hear - animals are sentient beings.

A survivalist from West Virginia who hunted and killed with his bow and arrow a beaver in Labrador, Canada, contracted giardiasis, a parasitical infection from the beaver meat - he called it ‘beaver fever.’ Worse still, he had to undress down to his underwear and swim in the freezing river water to retrieve the dead beaver which was floating in the middle.

He got so sick after eating undercooked meat and fat from this beaver that he had to tap out to seek medical help. This was the revenge of the beaver for killing him and leaving his mate alone for life.

But we know that in the circle of life animals eat other animals and maul humans as well if they are in their habitat or vicinity, and they happen to be hungry. Some even slaughter humans for the sport even when not hungry.

Meat has been part of the human diet for 2.6 million years despite the modern time push for vegetarianism. We are lucky in the U.S. that we have such a supply of meat, enough to trade with other nations.

Friday, April 18, 2025

Only in Florida

On our recent five-day adventure in South Florida, we packed all the fun activities we could drive to without being killed or seriously injured on the roads and interstates crisscrossing Broward County and Miami-Dade. And we found ourselves time and time again repeating the phrase, “only in Florida.”

Only in Florida people drive 100 MPH, crossing lanes faster than NASCAR drivers, chasing each other in sleek and expensive cars, like disappearing banshees and people react as if it is the norm.

Only in Florida we see no police officers giving tickets to speeders and bad drivers. Florida car owners, with and without driving licenses, are in a class by themselves when it comes to speeding. Driving rules and road safety are just ordinary and laughable suggestions to them.

Only in Florida highly confident women of all shapes and sizes go out dressed like other people do when doing hot yoga, showing as much skin as possible without being nude – after all, the beach and the ocean are not that far away. A tiny string bikini with a see-through cover or not, is good enough to wear grocery shopping, strolling, or to the mall. The idea that clothes are made to cover the body for reasons of public decency seems to escape them. Fluttering their butterfly or tarantula eyelashes, with perfectly coiffed hair and full makeup at the beach, men adore them for their “easy on the eye” beauty.

In Florida, only foreign visitors and cruise goers speak English. If you speak English, that is too bad because South Floridians are not going to help you. Without Spanish or Spanglish, you must bring a translator in tow.

Only in Florida the culture is so Hispanic-diverse that Broward County and Miami-Dade areas might as well be granted to Cuba, El Salvador, Puerto Rico, Colombia, or Jamaica. Non-Hispanic Americans are only tolerated so long as they spend money on Cuban food and tip generously on top of the automatic 18% service fee.

Only in Florida the sun shines for five straight days, the sky is bright blue, and no airplanes spray the sky with chemicals, turning it into a milky grey mass, covering the sun to mitigate global warming. Those of us unlucky to live elsewhere in America forgot how beautiful the real sky used to be.

Only in Florida can you find Ed’s Castle, an out of this world creation of a Latvian man who built his coral rock castle with primitive tools, imagination, and a labor of unrequited love, in hope that someday the love of his life, who rejected his marriage proposal before he left Latvia, would someday show up and visit his castle.

Only in Florida does a Muscovy duck build her nest next to the entrance of a remarkably busy hotel, unafraid, and incubates seven eggs and guards them like a good and caring momma.

Only in Florida a restaurant takes a yummy red snapper, fries it too long in lard to an unchewable crisp shape which the chef (I use the term loosely) then decorates it (the remaining skeleton) with wilted onion strips, two tomato slices, 2 lemon wedges, and undercooked and inedible rice, all for the price of $67. And tourists pay because other locals recommend the place and the dish as the height of Cuban cuisine.

Only in Florida you find iguanas, an invasive species released into the wild by bored people who dumped their exotic pets outdoors when they tired of them or they grew too big; or possibly proliferated from the Miami Zoo after it was torn up by hurricane Andrew which released all species from its collection into nature where they exploded in population. With their orange, green, and grey skin, iguanas of all sizes appear in the most unlikely places, falling from trees in wintertime in a hibernating and catatonic state.

Only in verdant and colorful south Florida diverse ethnicities have their own delicious cuisines but Cuban food is the king everywhere.

Only in south Florida women of all ages, young and old, dress up like teenagers going to a party.

Only in south Florida air boat tours on the Everglades display as the main attraction a few exemplars of the 200,000 gators, old relatives of dinosaurs who are a nuisance elsewhere in Florida, in swimming pools, in ponds, and on golf courses.

Only in Florida the air wafting from every corner, car, park, boardwalk, and even the beach stinks of marijuana, the unmistakable and unpleasant odor of skunk.

Only in Florida can you drive on the lonely alligator alley and find the occasional gator catching the sun’s rays on the side of the road, unafraid of the cars zipping by.

Only in Florida there is such paradise on earth, the sandy white beaches, the teal blue ocean water, the surfing waves, and the verdant flora and dinosaurian fauna, so amazing and beautiful that you want to go back as soon as you board the plane to go home.