My view of the world through personal experience, 30 years of teaching Economics and Foreign Languages, travel in Europe and North America, research, and living 20 years under communism.
Friday, February 27, 2015
First Day at CPAC 2015
Photo: Fairfax Free Citizen |
Dr. Ben
Carson, the first speaker of the day, emphasized the need to reach minority
voters, to return control of education to the local level by abolishing the
federal Common Core standards, and the need to eliminate welfare dependency. “I’m
not interested in getting rid of the safety net. I’m interested in getting rid
of the dependency.”
Charlie Kirk,
Sen. Sasse (NE) and Mia Love (UT-4) discussed ways in which the American dream
can be reclaimed by millennials who are looking forward to their future.
Phyllis
Schlaffly of the Eagle Forum and Emmett McGroarty of the American Principles
Project looked at the many ways that the rotten Common Core destroys the
American education system, the American dream, and alters the fundamental
make-up and ideals of our nation.
Sen. John
Barrasso (WY), Rep. Marsha Blackburn (TN-7) and Jim Capretta of Ethics and
Public Policy Center offered a concrete conservative replacement to Obamacare.
Sen. Joni
Ernst (IA) and LTC Oliver North, USMC (Ret.) of the Freedom Alliance gave
speeches in support of our veterans, forgotten and ignored by this
administration.
A debate on
Obama’s initiative to reduce intellectual property rights highlighted Adam
Mossoff of George Mason University and a panel that looked at “patent trolls”
who file blanket lawsuits to target small businesses.
Departing
from the usual CPAC speeches, Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey was interviewed
on stage by conservative talk-show host Laura Ingraham who asked him pointed
questions.
In response
to Laura’s question that he signed New Jersey early onto Common Core and to
Race to the Top grants, Christie avoided a direct answer by emphasizing that local
control, parents, teachers, and others at the state level should set education
standards.
As a
pro-life advocate, Christie vetoed Planned Parenthood even though he is not a
social conservative. He has a passion in fighting for the people, speaking his
mind, and often tells people “to sit down and shut up.” “There is so much
ridiculous stuff coming out of the White House,” he said. He wants to reform
education and to save the pension system by being fiscally responsible but the
teachers’ union is fighting him.
He avoided
the question on illegal immigration by declaring that we must create
opportunities for unemployed Americans like the people in Detroit, however, “folks
want to come here” and we have “misdirected priorities.”
Carly
Fiorina, former CEO of Hewlett Packard, and Chairman of the American
Conservative Union Foundation, made pointed remarks about Hillary Clinton’s job
performance as Secretary of State. She joked about her own unmarketable Stanford
degree in Medieval History and Philosophy and how that “degree has come in
handy recently since the President is talking about the Crusades.” She
continued, “Yes, Mr. President, ISIS wants to drive the whole world back to the
Middle Ages, but the rest of us moved on about 800 years ago.”
Addressing
the Democrat-invented war on women and the faux inequality cries coming from
well-paid liberal academia and from millionaires in Hollywood, Fiorina
explained, and “I know that it is only in this country that a young woman can
go from secretary to CEO.”
“Life has
potential,” she said, and you have the right and opportunity in this country to
fulfill your potential. But you need a real education to fulfill that
potential, not just a handout and social justice indoctrination.
She
advocated ending this administration’s destruction of small businesses that create
half of the new jobs in this country; we need more small businesses, not large
crony capitalism. We have to retrain
America as more and more workers lose their jobs.
She criticized
the lack of leadership in this country giving as example Secretary Clinton’s
response to the Benghazi fiasco, who said, “What difference does it make?” Fiorina
continued, “Flying is an activity, not an accomplishment. Mrs. Clinton, please,
name an accomplishment! I have met Vladimir Putin and I know that his ambitions
will not be deterred by a gimmicky red reset button.” Referring to Hillary Clinton,
Fiorina concludes, “She does not know what leadership means.” Our country is “without
equivocation the greatest nation that the world has ever known” and it needs a
leader.
We have too
many failing high schools in this country, Fiorina said, and the President is
trying to distract us by offering two years of community college classes free.
Sen. Ted
Cruz (TX) rocked the house with his proposal to bring back a Reagan Coalition,
to promote life, marriage, economic growth, to fight ISIS, and a nuclear Iran.
Sean Hannity asked him several questions. “America is in jeopardy and we are
gathered here to fight for freedom in our country.” We must reignite America
and reassemble the Reagan coalition, he said.
Cruz
pointedly remarked that Washington wants Obamacare but people want freedom, the
people don’t want amnesty pushed by Washington, they want the rule of law. “If
you like your Internet, you can keep your Internet.” Unfortunately Net
Neutrality was approved today and the Internet will be treated as a utility.
Cruz followed with, “Hillary Clinton embodies the corruption in Washington.” We
need to run a populist campaign, he said, and bring power back to the American
people, away from Washington.
The panel on
immigration asked the question if “Conservatives can reach a consensus?” I was speechless
since the American people do not want illegal immigration and certainly do not
want a consensus -- they want the law enforced and want legal immigrants that
are actually assimilating and contributing to the wellbeing of our exceptional nation.
The
discussion centered again on the legal immigration system being broken, the old
tired rhetoric from Washington. When asked what specific part was broken and
why the borders are not enforced, panel members were unable to give a credible
response.
Panel
members Alfonso Aguilar with the American Principles Project and Mario Lopez
with the Hispanic Leadership Fund voiced the opinion that these “folks,”
referring to illegal aliens, come here for work and we therefore need to bring
back a guest worker program similar to the Braceros in the 1960s that was
successful but it was pulled by the Mexican government.
Some of the
audience members disagreed that illegals come here just to work, they receive
full welfare benefits, giving examples of the $4.1 billion given to ITIN tax
filers in earned income tax credit for children who were not even living in the
United States and the 2011-2013 retroactive earned income tax credit that will
be given to illegal aliens who are going to be amnestied. Representative Jeff Duncan (SC-3) disagreed
with the other two panelists on some issues.
The panel “Climate:
What Tom Steyer Won’t Tell You,” focused on the climate change hoax and the
millions of jobs lost due to green energy legislation, regulations, and
subsidies to solar, wind, and biofuel power, and the billions lost in grants
and loans to failed renewables companies. Representative Bill Flores (TX-17)
focused on six points of the climate change agenda:
1. It kills jobs.
2. It costs trillions of dollars.
3. It is based on junk science.
4. It uses fantasy technology.
5. It manipulates the cost/benefit data.
6. It fails the smell test.
Myron Ebell
of the Competitive Enterprise Institute presented charts of actual temperature
data and CO2 data that have been manipulated to fit the climate change agenda
and their outlandish claims. Andrew Langer of the Institute for Liberty
presented more factual information on the true cost of the faux global warming.
Gary Broadband of the Murray Energy Corporation, a mining company in Ohio that
employs 7,500 people, presented sobering data on the number of coal mines that
have been closed or are in the process of closing due to the EPA excessive and
stringent regulations, leaving thousands of miners without jobs and contributing
to a shortage of electricity and higher utility prices.
When Gov. Scott
Walker took the stage, the room went wild. He was heckled again by a lone
person unhappy with his reforms that put Wisconsin on the path to financial
recovery, solvency, tax reductions, and accountability from unions. Unintimidated,
Walker said, “those voices can’t drown out the voices of hard-working
taxpayers.”
The most
salient point of the day was Walker’s statement that, what made America
exceptional throughout history, were Americans who had cared more about the
future of their children and grandchildren than they cared about their
political careers and re-elections. Today we have Washington, up the Potomac River,
he mused, “68 square miles surrounded by reality.”
We should
not measure success by how many people are dependent on government, he said. We
celebrate our independence from government, not dependence on government; that
is why we have 4th of July.
“We must
have a President that understands that radical Islamic terrorism is a threat to
our lives. We must take a fight to them, not wait until they bring the fight to
America. We need a leader who will stand with Israel” and a leader who will
show our allies respect.
Gov. Bobby
Jindal was received with tremendous enthusiasm and applause. He focused his
speech on the need to fight terrorism. He said, ISIS fighters must be “hunted
down and killed.” He criticized the administration severely for failing to
recognize the enemy and address the Islamist problem. He said, “We don’t need a
war on international poverty, we need a war on the evil radical Islamic
terrorism.”
Former Gov.
Sarah Palin (AK) and Nigel Farage, leader of the United Kingdom Independence
Party (UKIP) concluded the lineup of speakers for day one at CPAC 2015.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
CPAC 2015
The American Conservative Union will hold its annual conference, CPAC 2015, on February 25-28, at
Gaylord Hotel in National Harbor, Maryland.
The ACU Foundation, which was established in 1973, has a primary mission to inform, inspire, motivate, and reach out to those who are conservatives, especially young Americans. It is refreshing to see large groups of Americans break out into sessions of interest and workshops. Educating voters and office-holders, the conference strives to offer solutions to current problems that face the nation.
From thoughtful discussions, workshops, and panel questions and answer sessions emerge solutions that would work best for our country when and if they are applied.
Speakers include conservative media personalities such as Laura Ingraham, conservative members of State legislatures, current governors like Scott Walker, former governors such as Jeb Bush, Sen. Marco Rubio, Rep. Diane Black, Sen. Ben Sasse, and other leaders who influence conservative thought and key policy issues. Potential presidential candidates for 2016 and their platforms will be evaluated and vetted by the public and a straw poll will take place. Dr. Ben Carson will help launch the ACU Activism Boot Camp.
ACU’s Chairman Schlapp said, “Republican presidential nomination starts here.” ACU Foundation’s Chairman, Carly Fiorina, stated that she supports candidates focused on job creation and economic growth policy. “Grassroots individual empowerment” is an important goal to pursue.
http://conservative.org/acu_personnel/carly-fiorina/#sthash.omzqAWhy.dpuf
ACU describes on its website their mission:
“We aim to elevate policy discussion and inform Americans on issues across the spectrum, with the annual Conservative Action Political Action Conference, policy roundtable events across the country and our annual ratings of Congress and state legislatures. Our inaugural Center for Criminal Justice Reform will be joined by several more centers in the coming year, ranging from the humanities to defense policy.” http://conservative.org/#sthash.rvkTha6p.dpuf
The Reagan Dinner this year will open with Janine Stange who is known for singing our National Anthem in all 50 states.
“Founded
in 1964, the American Conservative Union (ACU) is the oldest and largest
grassroots conservative organization in the nation. For more than forty years,
ACU has served as an umbrella organization harnessing the collective strength
of conservative organizations fighting for Americans who are concerned with
liberty, personal responsibility, traditional values, and strong national
defense. As America's premier conservative voice, ACU is the leading entity in
providing conservative positions on issues to Congress, the Executive Branch,
State Legislatures, the media, political candidates, and the public.”
The ACU Foundation, which was established in 1973, has a primary mission to inform, inspire, motivate, and reach out to those who are conservatives, especially young Americans. It is refreshing to see large groups of Americans break out into sessions of interest and workshops. Educating voters and office-holders, the conference strives to offer solutions to current problems that face the nation.
From thoughtful discussions, workshops, and panel questions and answer sessions emerge solutions that would work best for our country when and if they are applied.
Speakers include conservative media personalities such as Laura Ingraham, conservative members of State legislatures, current governors like Scott Walker, former governors such as Jeb Bush, Sen. Marco Rubio, Rep. Diane Black, Sen. Ben Sasse, and other leaders who influence conservative thought and key policy issues. Potential presidential candidates for 2016 and their platforms will be evaluated and vetted by the public and a straw poll will take place. Dr. Ben Carson will help launch the ACU Activism Boot Camp.
ACU’s Chairman Schlapp said, “Republican presidential nomination starts here.” ACU Foundation’s Chairman, Carly Fiorina, stated that she supports candidates focused on job creation and economic growth policy. “Grassroots individual empowerment” is an important goal to pursue.
http://conservative.org/acu_personnel/carly-fiorina/#sthash.omzqAWhy.dpuf
ACU describes on its website their mission:
“We aim to elevate policy discussion and inform Americans on issues across the spectrum, with the annual Conservative Action Political Action Conference, policy roundtable events across the country and our annual ratings of Congress and state legislatures. Our inaugural Center for Criminal Justice Reform will be joined by several more centers in the coming year, ranging from the humanities to defense policy.” http://conservative.org/#sthash.rvkTha6p.dpuf
The Reagan Dinner this year will open with Janine Stange who is known for singing our National Anthem in all 50 states.
Participants from the media include Mark
Levin, Sean Hannity, Phil Robertson, Dana Loesch, Laura Ingraham, and Donald
Trump.
Other speakers include Nigel Farage, a member
of the European Parliament for the South East region of the UK and leader of
the UK Independence Party (UKIP).
Former and current politicians, former Ambassador
John Bolton, former Governor of Florida Jeb Bush, Governor Bobbi Jindal of
Louisiana, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, Sen. Rand Paul, Governor Mike
Pence, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, NRA’s Wayne LaPierre, Heritage
Foundation’s President Jim DeMint, Rep. Mia Love, Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Rick
Santorum, Sen. Joni Ernst, and Governor Rick Perry round the speakers roster.
The topics of discussion will include immigration,
porous and insecure borders, amnesty, cyber security, Internet, national debt,
elections, unemployment, national security, and the global threat of jihad.
Monday, February 23, 2015
Death Panels and the Progressive War on Menopausal Women
The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) projected that ten
years after Obamacare will be fully implemented, more than 30 million Americans
will still be without health insurance. Not to worry, there won’t be enough
doctors to deliver proper care or much care at all if you do have insurance. And
the dreaded Death Panel that Sarah Palin was disparaged over will also be in
full operation.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
The Independent Panel Advisory Board (IPAB) is Obamacare’s
15-member board of unelected, unaccountable to the public bureaucrats whose
function is to make cuts in order to keep Medicare spending within certain
parameters. These limits, starting in 2018, will consist of the rate of
economic growth per capita plus one percentage point.
Since economic growth has been very sluggish due to a
relatively deep recession, and the size of the economy has been shrinking, with
higher unemployment and more discouraged workers than actually reported,
Medicare spending will likely be lower, denying patients their much needed
care. Additionally, Medicare is being stripped of $719 billion over a ten-year
period in order to fund Obamacare.
These faceless omnipotent IPAB bureaucrats appointed by the
President with the approval of the Senate will have unaccountable reign over
your health. If your medical care or tests are denied, nobody will know if it
is because there is no effective treatment for your illness or because one of
those 15 people have decided that your life is not worth saving.
Ferrara wrote that “Obamacare requires IPAB to produce
proposals to slow the growth in national health expenditures and non-federal
health care programs. He continued, “This is a clear mandate to reduce both
government and private sector health care spending.” If medical spending is
limited even in the private sector, that is a deliberate form of health care rationing.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/01/how_the_obamacare_death_panel_defies_the_constitution.html
Doctors will be overridden in their medical decisions by
people with no medical training and patients may or may not get their needed
tests or operations. Whether doctors will be at peace or in agreement with
violating their Hippocratic Oath remains to be seen.
Many doctors will have been driven out of business by the low
reimbursement rates from Medicaid and Medicare, will have retired, or will have
switched to a different field entirely. Hospitals will also have been driven
out of business by the massive debt amassed from servicing non-paying illegal
aliens, impossible Obamacare mandates, and by low reimbursement rates from
Medicare/Medicaid. Many private insurers will have been bankrupted by the financial
expenditures to satisfy the health services mandates of Obamacare.
How many people will then pursue arduous medical school
training, invest in human capital, invest in new developments in health care,
new drugs, and new life-saving procedures if the return on investment is so low
and medical care becomes severely rationed? As it is, there is a shortage of qualified
medical personnel, but an augmented supply of millions of patients who are
demanding care. What good is it if you have health insurance but cannot find a
doctor who will accept you as a new patient, accept your insurance, or who is qualified
to treat you?
Many Americans have been receiving letters informing them
that doctors they’ve been using for years are no longer in the Obamacare
approved exchanges and they must find new doctors. Other Americans enrolled in
exchanges have had their plans switched two to three times due to the failure
of the non-profit insurers to stay afloat in the face of an onslaught of claims
eating away at their revenues and reserves, even with billions in federal grant
money. Twenty-five of the 26 non-profit co-ops operating under Obamacare have
registered losses so far.
If you are unable to receive the same timely and quality
medical care that Americans have been accustomed to, if you are told that you
can no longer buy the medicines or tests you need, receive proper cancer
treatment to save your life, or see the doctors you’ve known for years and
trusted, it is Obamacare mandates and its faceless agents reshaping how long
you can live and what quality of life you are going to have.
As Dr. Donna Hurlock, a Board Certified Gynecologist, said,
there is a “Medicare war against menopausal women” with its new “anti-estrogen
policy that it’s hurting menopausal women.” This new policy is based on a 2002 National
Institutes of Health study, Women’s Health Initiative, that claimed that
estrogen replacement therapy (ERT) “poses excessive risks to menopausal women.”
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/whi/estro_pro.htm
Dr. Hurlock said that eighty years of estrogen use support
the opposite conclusion that women on ERT live longer and better functional
lives than women that elect not to replace hormones. Post-menopausal women that
do replace their hormones “end up consuming fewer medicines than their peers
because they don’t develop the many health problems that result from estrogen
deficiency, such as sleep problems, high cholesterol, bone loss, memory issues,
dizziness, vaginal dryness, etc.” http://fairfaxfreecitizen.com/2015/02/23/medicares-war-against-menopausal-women/?utm_source=Fairfax+Free+Citizen+Digest&utm_campaign=d97702cff7-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_69cf25d58d-d97702cff7-201781813
Medicare’s new policy as of January 1, 2015 is to deny
payment for ERT and to substitute hormone replacement therapy (HRT) with “alternative”
drugs such as anti-depressants, neurologic drugs, bone density drugs, and
vaginal estrogen creams. Each of these “alternative” drugs have a long list of
side-effects, potentially more dangerous and more expensive than hormone
replacement therapy (HRT), decreasing the woman’s quality of life. To make
matters worse, any HRT that includes testosterone has now been labeled a
controlled substance and pharmacists must handle it accordingly. Such
prescriptions expire every six months, necessitating repeat visits to the
doctor.
Dr. Hurlock explained that many insurers are no longer “covering”
her patients’ payments for HRT because “a group of ‘experts’ has decided that
HRT becomes dangerous as soon as a woman celebrates her 65th
birthday, despite the plentiful literature to the contrary.” In her opinion,
these experts are “clearly not making recommendations in the best interest of
the patients based on the entire HRT literature.”
When the individuals, who wrote, publicized, lied about, voted
on, and passed Obamacare as a tax, will be long gone from public life and
forgotten, millions of Americans are going to suffer needlessly and potentially
experience a shorter lifespan.
Liberals have created a faux “war on women.” There is a war,
but it is a “war on your health,” a “war on middle aged women,” and a “war on
the elderly,” all having a common denominator, rationing of care in order to
reduce Medicare spending and to stretch the same health dollars to millions
more, some of whom have broken into our country illegally. It is a war promoted
by the progressive agenda that wants to fundamentally transform our country.
They have succeeded beyond anybody’s dreams, with little resistance.
Friday, February 20, 2015
Behavior as a Communist School Subject
My second grade class |
Children had
to stand when called upon to speak, or when asked a question. If they took
notes, hands were busy writing. When asked to pay attention to the teacher,
they had to keep their hands behind their backs in a very uncomfortable, back-numbing
position, leaning against the wooden bench behind. If anybody entered the
classroom, the entire student body had to stand and greet them according to rank.
The word ‘comrade’ teacher or
professor, followed by name, was required to be used at all times.
Modesty and protection
of the honor of the classroom, of the school, of the communist party had to be
a very important goal of learning. Nobody was allowed to use hateful and
insulting language, to exhibit nationalism, superstition, religiousness, or mysticism.
If anybody failed in the subject of school discipline, the entire student body
was to rebuke that student and take a stance against the offender. Parents were
called at school, reprimanded, and embarrassed in front of all the other
parents present as inadequate members of the socialist society.
A student’s
duty was to come prepared to school every day to answer any questions on that
day’s subjects. They were to present, when asked, their Student I.D. Book which
contained their entire school history, grades on various subjects, tests, and
whether they passed a subject, failed a subject, and what grade they received.
This Student I.D. Book (“Carnet de Elev” in Romanian), the size of a passport,
had to be presented upon request to any teacher, professor, teacher of behavior
(“diriginte”), school director, parent, guardian, and after each notation made
inside by school officials. The Student I.D. Book had to be kept clean.
Students had
to enter the school quietly, in single file, wearing their uniforms, their
matriculation numbers on their sleeves, on hats, and on their chests, hair
combed, braided, tied with a white ribbon, wearing black or brown shoes, and
white knee highs or heavy-gauge cotton panty hose. No stockings, makeup,
shaving, or jewelry were allowed. Each pupil had to occupy their seat
immediately and remain seated in silence until the teacher arrived.
Outside and
inside the classroom bad and insulting language was forbidden as it was
considered hate speech. Students were encouraged to be honest, fair, and
courageous in public, in line with the communist party platform. They were to
obey traffic signs, respect the elderly, those younger, the handicapped, and
lend a hand when asked.
Students
were not allowed to attend shows, marches, and public rallies that were not
age-appropriate or sanctioned by the school or by the communist party. To ask
or answer questions, each student had to raise a hand first; they could not
speak unless told to do so.
They were
expected to help with domestic chores and care for younger brothers and
sisters. A school inspector or teacher would occasionally visit each student’s
home to check on their behavior and the family’s habits.
Nobody was
allowed to leave the classroom without the teacher’s approval, not even for a
bathroom break. During a 4-6 hour school day, two breaks were given, a 10-minute
break and a 20-minute break, and no lunch was provided. No students were ever
bussed, everyone walked to school alone or in a group of other students.
If too many
unexcused absences were recorded, a student was made to repeat the school year.
If a student failed a class, he/she also had to repeat the year. If anybody in
high school became pregnant, which was quite rare and morally frowned upon, the
girl and the father were expelled and forced to finish their education during
night school, separate from the more rigorous day schools. There was no daycare
provided for out-of-wedlock student moms.
My Student
I.D. Book had been lost long time ago, having left it behind when I came to the
United States. But I still have my diplomas with the picture of a little girl
with pig tails tied with white bows, innocently smiling. It was a time when we
believed that everyone on the planet lived the same way we did.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Note
Fortunately,
Andreea Lupsor, a young Romanian writer for Historia.ro, found a high school Student I.D. Book from “Liceul
Mihai Viteazu” stamped with the school year 1964-1965.
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Middle Class Fleecing with Obamacare
It is becoming increasingly difficult for Virginians to find
doctors and secure appointments in a timely manner thanks to Obamacare. After a
fierce battle, the bills meant to create state exchanges and to expand Medicaid
have died in the House and in the Senate. However, Democrat Governor McAuliffe added
Medicaid expansion to his budget amendment. The House removed that language
from the budget.
As millions of Americans, who previously had insurance and
doctors they were satisfied with and wanted to keep, are suddenly left without
insurance, millions others keep losing their new coverage under the much touted
Affordable Care Act.
Many Americans became part-time employees without insurance,
forcing them to choose plans under the state exchanges. Employers, who could
not afford the mandated procedures of the Affordable Care Act, dropped the
insurance coverage plans they had previously offered their employees at
affordable rates, and reduced employment hours.
With the new exchange plans, bronze, silver, gold, and
platinum, people cannot afford to see a doctor when their new plans have such huge
deductibles. For most people, it is impossible to meet deductibles in a year
and they must pay out of pocket. For them, medical care has now become a very
expensive service.
While Obamacare has helped a statistically insignificant
percent of Americans, it has devastated the health care of millions who were
previously affording their healthcare premiums, had good coverage, low
deductibles and co-pays, and their doctors were available within their
residential area or a short travel distance.
Suddenly, millions have found themselves paying double or
triple premiums, with deductibles going up from $500 to $5,000 and decreased coverage,
with the exception of maternity care for all and contraception. There is something
seriously wrong when the monthly health care premium becomes larger than mortgage
and utilities combined. How fair is it for the bulk of middle-class Americans
to pay health care premiums for illegal aliens and welfare recipients while
having to let go of their own health insurance because it has skyrocketed? This
is not providing health care for 20 percent of previously uninsured Americans;
it is socialist redistribution of wealth.
It is laudable to offer insurance to people previously
uninsurable, but forcing other working Americans to pay for it and punishing them
through IRS fines is wrong and it is a form of stealing. The law has been
written by liberals for liberals, to benefit their Democrat voting constituents
to the detriment of everyone else. The concept that everyone should be insured
is sound but not through Obamacare.
Medical care is not a right, in spite of what liberals
claim, it is a service just like any other service you purchase for a nominal
fee. Doctors and nurse practitioners must spend years to train in medical
school where tuition and books are very expensive. Nobody wants to work for free and nobody
should have the right to decide how much your remuneration should be.
Those who were previously uninsured due to preexisting
conditions have a point. However, those who cried that they could not afford
the premiums or chose to gamble on good health should look carefully at their
priorities. What is the cost of their Internet, cable, Netflix, cell phone
bill, cigarettes, beer, wine, movies, drugs, fancy clothes, and restaurant
meals/ fast food?
Taking from those who work to pay for those who do not work
is government-sanctioned stealing. Economically speaking, for every day that
you have to work to pay for someone else, you are a financial slave to that
person. The cheap, subsidized Obamacare policy that you receive through the
exchanges is paid for by hard-working Americans, not by your Obama government.
U.S. Rep. Bradley Byrne (R-Alabama) said, “We took away the
health care system that worked for 80 percent of the people of this country to
fix a problem that we today know we fixed for only one percent of the American
people. Only 3 million new Americans have gotten on this new health care plan
that did not have insurance before, that’s one percent of the American people.
So we threw out the health care plan that worked for 80 percent of Americans,
to fix a problem for one percent of Americans. And look what it’s done! It’s
wrecked lives!” He continued, “This law is fundamentally flawed! This law has
victimized the people of America!”
Although there have been 60 attempts to repeal Obamacare, it
is here to stay. The Daily Signal wrote about the Nebraska woman whose
Obamacare insurance was canceled three times. Her first cancellation was with Humana who
decided to pull out of Nebraska and second and third from the Iowa nonprofit CoOpportunity
Health which was liquidated and her platinum plan was no longer offered. She is
now covered under a Blue Cross Blue Shield plan.
The federal government offered $2 billion in loans to
nonprofit co-ops created under Obamacare (to meet state reserve requirements)
and twenty-three co-ops were formed offering insurance in 26 states. According
to the Daily Signal, “more than 520,000 people enrolled in insurance coverage
through the co-ops through September.” Their research indicated that all co-ops
but one had operating losses, with outlays exceeding reserves. “Claims were
eating up all the surplus and reserve [money].” http://dailysignal.com/2015/02/17/one-nebraska-woman-lost-health-insurance-three-times-obamacare/?utm_source=heritagefoundation&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=morningbell&mkt_tok=3RkMMJWWfF9wsRoiu6vOZKXonjHpfsX56uwlX6W0lMI%2F0ER3fOvrPUfGjI4ES8djI%2BSLDwEYGJlv6SgFQrLBMa1ozrgOWxU%3D
There are more troubling thoughts in this quagmire. The IRS has our medical records, will collect
fines for non-compliance with Obamacare, and is going to demand refunds from
those who received too much subsidy under the state exchanges. But illegal aliens are still covered for free
and those with religious objections don’t have to pay a penalty and are given medical
care. What a relief!
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Sunday, February 15, 2015
Blustery Winds and the Gobal Warming Scare
Standard apartment blocks in Bucharest Photo: Wikipedia |
The real reason behind the global warming scare and why the
United Nations’ alarmists have been driving us into forced submission of environmentalist
stewardship of Mother Earth is that they want capitalism destroyed and replaced
with their vision of a utopian communist economy that has never worked across
the centuries.
These progressives have a problem with the Industrial
Revolution, with “fossil fuels,” (They are not so fossil since the earth keeps
producing them), with the only successful economic model that has provided
generous income to all these hot-air spewing, idle bureaucrats, who have
nothing better to do than meet in exotic locales planning the destruction of
the goose that lays the golden eggs that feed their exorbitant lifestyles,
salaries, bonuses, and pensions.
Christina Figueres, Executive Secretary of U.N.’s Convention
on Climate Change, disclosed the real reason for the climate change industry
when she told us that they are not interested in saving the world from global
warming Armageddon but they want to destroy capitalism. “This is the first time
in the history of mankind that we are setting ourselves the task of
intentionally, within a period of time, to change the economic development
model that has been reigning for at least 150 years, since the Industrial
Revolution.”
Having lived under such economic model that these
progressives advocate, I can say with 100 percent certainty that, on a cold day
like today, the proletariat in the village would be huddled around a cast iron
stove, or an adobe stove made of mud bricks and straw with a cast iron top, or
a porcelain stove fed with chopped wood, trying to keep warm further than a few
feet from the source of heat, providing they had money to buy the wood, and the
wood was available since it was forbidden by the state to cut down trees.
City dwellers, who were forced to live in high rise concrete
block quarters, heated their tiny apartments with steam sent from a plant via
underground pipes. By the time this steam made its way up to our fifth floor
apartment, we were lucky if the ambient temperature was 45-50 degrees F. Bundled up inside the house like Eskimos,
with icicles forming on the inside windows, we sometimes turned on the gas
stove to heat the miniature kitchen, if the flame was strong enough. We were
slightly better off than our communist Chinese brethren, who did not even have
heat in winter time. There were times when we stayed in bed, fully clothed and
covered by heavy wool comforters.
Have these promoters of communist utopia and of an
unproductive but supposedly “equal” and “socially just” economy ever have to
live like this? Of course not, their elitist reality comes from the Ivory Tower
of academia, political office, and from college textbooks’ propaganda at Ivy
League bastions of progressive thinking that enslaves people rather than frees
them to pursue free-market capitalism.
Even the poorest person living under free-market capitalism
has food, heat, medicine, health care, electricity, refrigeration, phones, TV, running
water, water heaters, a bathroom, and other amenities that make life more
pleasant, healthier, and double human life expectancy.
On a day like today when it is so dangerously cold even domesticated
animals are sheltered, Americans should remember that these environmental global
warmists and the United Nations want to put them out freezing in the cold, in
the dark, hungry, sick, and hopelessly dependent on the global elites, who are
wealthy, healthy, warm, and happy, bureaucrats that never produced anything,
but would control our survival with a law, decree, or a treaty, dropping crumbs
to keep us alive and under control.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Agenda 21, Cooked Science Data, and Property Rights
The State House voted 79-36 on February 4, 2015 on HB490
introduced by Rep. Becky Currie. “The State of Mississippi and all political
subdivisions thereof shall not adopt, nor implement, the creed, doctrine,
principle or any tenet of the United States Rio Declaration on Environment and
Development and the Statement of Principles of Sustainable Development known as
‘Agenda 21,’ adopted at the United Nations Conference on Environment and
development, held from June 3-14, 1992, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, or any other
international law contravening the Constitution of the United States or the
Constitution of the State of Mississippi.” A companion Senate Bill, SB2809 has
been introduced by Sen. Melanie Sojourner. Other states have proposed similar
bills, Maine, Wyoming, Washington, Tennessee, and Missouri. http://overpassforamerica.com/?p=4820
As I’ve demonstrated in my best-selling book, U.N. Agenda
21: Environmental Piracy, the globalist governance uses “Agenda 21” to control
every facet of our lives: global land use, education, population control, health
care, reduction of economic activity, and population reduction to a “manageable
size” determined by the global elites who drive U.N.’s “Agenda 21.” http://www.amazon.com/U-N-Agenda-21-Environmental-Piracy-ebook/dp/B009WC6JXO/ref=sr_1_1_twi_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1423586115&sr=1-1&keywords=UN+Agenda+21%3A+Environmental+Piracy
These globalists, who use the global warming/climate change
industry and Agenda 21 as tools of control and wealth redistribution, have
deemed “not sustainable” most human activities that form our modern civilization:
private property, fossil fuels, consumerism, farming, irrigation, commercial
agriculture, pesticides, herbicides, farmlands, grazing of livestock, paved
roads, golf courses, ski lodges, logging, dams, reservoirs, fences, power
lines, suburban living, and the traditional family unit.
Paul Homewood wrote on his blog on January 25, 2015, an
article titled, “Massive Tampering
With Temperatures In South America.” According to Goddard Institute for
Space Studies (GISS), one of the “hottest ever year” regions was South America,
Brazil, Paraguay, and northern Argentina. Homewood stated that “much of this is
fabricated, as they have no stations anywhere near much of this area,” as NOAA
map showed. https://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2015/01/20/massive-tampering-with-temperatures-in-south-america/
Homewood found
out that there are only three rural stations in Paraguay that are operational –
Puerto Casado, Mariscal, and San Juan. All three “show a clear and steady
upward [temperature] trend since the 1950s with 2014 at the top.” When he
looked at the raw data available on the GISS site through 2011, “the past has
been cooled.”
Homewood collected raw data from GISS here http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/station_data_v2/
and the adjusted data here. http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/station_data/
According to
Homewood, the Global Historical Climatology Network (GHCN), an integrated
database of climate summaries from land surface stations across the globe, “show
the extent to which they have adjusted temperatures [upwards], the best part of
2 degrees.” He continued, “Even by GHCN standards, this tampering takes some
beating.”
Traust Jonsson, who ran the climate research for Iceland met
office, was surprised to see how Iceland’s sea ice years had been disappeared
around 1970, “when a period of extreme cooling almost devastated his country’s
economy.” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/environment/globalwarming/11395516/The-fiddling-with-temperature-data-is-the-biggest-science-scandal-ever.html
It is sad to reflect that government policies and scientists
around the earth rely on these tampered data to fight phantom global warming,
giving rise to a huge climate change industry that does nothing but
redistribute wealth and fleece the population.
And educators frighten and brainwash children into the same man-made
global warming fantasy, using cuddly and lonely polar bears floating on ice
floes as examples of a vanishing species due to global warming, when in reality
the polar bear population has increased five-fold.
When the frequently adjusted data by NOAA is questioned, the
response usually includes the word “consensus.” Consensus, a word that denotes
agreement of opinion, does not constitute science. “Government climate
scientist Peter Thorne, speaking in his personal capacity, said that there was consensus for the adjustments.” http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/item/20081-global-conning-temperature-data-cooked-in-biggest-science-scandal-ever
Christina Figueres of Costa Rica, London School of Economics
graduate and chief of U.N.’s Framework Convention on Climate Change, told
reporters that U.N. is redesigning the world economy on purpose: “This is the
first time in the history of mankind that we are setting ourselves the task of
intentionally, within a defined period of time, to change the economic
development model that has been reigning for the, at least, 150 years, since
the industrial revolution.” She continued, “The international community is
quite grateful for the fact that in his second term, President Obama has turned
his attention quite clearly and quite decisively to climate change.”
Should the American public be happy that EPA will finalize in
2015 the rules to cut carbon emission even further on new and existing power
plants, thus negatively affecting our economy through more job losses and
higher energy prices? Since there is no such thing as carbon, except on the
table of elements, they are going to cut CO2 emissions, the gas necessary for
plant life to thrive. Can any global warming expert explain how millions of
years ago the atmosphere had more than four times the CO2 that is currently in
our atmosphere yet there was no industrial activity or humans to cause it?
Should the American public be grateful that the EPA has
released a 344-page rule to make wood stoves more environmentally friendly,
forcing millions of Americans to buy more expensive wood-fired stoves? We have
more EPA rules affecting poor people who cannot afford the higher natural gas
and electricity prices, forcing them to pay more for using wood-stoves. The EPA
says, at a cost of $45.7 million per year, 360 to 810 fewer deaths will occur
from reduced carbon emissions. But, “there are no cordwood test methods yet for
many appliance categories, much less data using such test methods.” http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/05/epa-wood-stooves/
The one hundred plus bankrupted green energy companies that
squandered billions of taxpayer dollars can add one more case to the roster –
FutureGen clean-coal facility in Illinois that would have used carbon capture
and sequestration (CCS) technology. FutureGen, with proper environmental
permits and funded with 2009 stimulus package money ($1 billion) and some private
investors, touted “the future of coal in the United States” by President Obama,
will be suspended “to protect taxpayer interests,” pending litigation with
Sierra Club. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/4/obama-pulls-funding-top-clean-coal-project/
Michael Bastasch wrote about a March 2009 EPA memo sent to
officials to convince them to connect its regulatory agenda to “personal
worries” of average Americans. “Polar ice caps and the polar bears have become
the climate change ‘mascots,’ if you will.” The memo wants to use children in
an effort to fight global warming and to “ramp up clean air and water
regulations.” EPA wants to change the discussion from the mascots to people
with respiratory illnesses and to environmental justice. EPA chief Gina
McCarthy said, “Asthma disproportionately affects African-American kids.” Yet
we all breathe the same air. http://dailycaller.com/2015/01/26/exposed-epa-memo-tie-fighting-global-warming-to-americans-personal-worries/
Helping the United Nations with its new world order “sustainability”
goals, the Bertelsmann Foundation publication, “Winning Strategies for a
Sustainable Future,” can be purchased on the Brookings Institution website. Bertelsmann
Foundation “recently awarded former Secretary General of the U.N., Kofi Annan, € 200,000 ‘for his exemplary
efforts to promote sustainable development around the world.’” Sustainable
Development is the lynchpin of U.N.’s Agenda 21. Bertelsmann is quite influential
in its publishing empire of social justice, wealth redistribution, and anything
that promotes a one world government. According to Susan D. Harris, “Since 2001
the Poky Little Puppy [Little Golden Books] has been providing revenue for
Bertelsmann to employ covert political and economic transformations around the
globe.” http://freedomoutpost.com/2015/02/poky-little-puppys-covert-nwo-agenda/
U.N.’s Agenda 21 is so insidious that people do not connect
the dots between global warmists, the climate change industry, extreme
environmentalists, property rights battles with NGOs around the country, main
stream media, publishers of textbooks and other publications, Common Core
education standards, International Baccalaureate schools, land conservation,
conservation easements, regionalism, living in tiny homes and tiny spaces, re-wilding
of America, removing Americans from their cars into public transportation or
bikes, taking roads out of commission, sustainable development, smart meters, destroying
suburbia, smart grid, and the green agenda with wind and solar power.
Nobody batted an eye when a small organic farm in Arlington,
Texas, was raided in 2013 by a SWAT team who searched for ten hours. The Garden
of Eden had been cited for code violations such as “grass that was too tall,
bushes growing too close to the street, a couch and piano in the yard, chopped
wood that was not properly stacked, a piece of siding that was missing from the
side of the house, and generally unclean premises.” http://huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/texas-swat-team-conducts-
n 3764951.html
Martha Boneta has been fighting the intrusive Piedmont
Environmental Council, the NGO that holds the conservation easement on her Liberty
Farm, for eight years. She was instrumental in bringing to the public the
plight of small farmers who are being pushed out of business by environmental
groups who want to preserve the land unspoiled and put an end to farming.
The small farmers in Virginia rejoiced when Senate Bill
51 and House Bill 268, dubbed the “Boneta Bill,” passed both houses and the
Democrat Governor Terry McAuliffe signed it in 2014. The bill gave farmers
legal protection from overreaching and overzealous county bureaucrats who
imposed unreasonable requirements and unnecessary fees on small farmers. http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/62043
The new 2015 “Boneta Bill,” the Virginia House Bill HB
1488, passed on February 2, 2015 by a vote of 87-9 addressed conservation
easements, tax benefits, and disputes over easement terms. The bill now goes
before the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Conservation, and Resources on
February 12, 2015. This bill “allows a landowner or other party to a
conservation easement to request that the Virginia Land Conservation Foundation
use the Administrative Dispute Resolution Act to resolve a dispute relating to
the interpretation of the easement.” http://lis.virginia.gov/cgi-bin/legp604.exe?151+sum+HB1488S
A
conservation easement is a contract between a private property owner and a land
trust. Conservation easements are signed because some people want to protect
their property from unwanted development in the future but they also want to
retain ownership of the land. The donation of an easement to a land trust may
give financial advantage to the donor.
The conservation easement is passed on to any future owners of that
land. http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/56159
I dedicated an entire chapter in my book in 2012 to Martha
Boneta’s story, to her organic farm in lovely Paris, Virginia, and to her ordeal
with the local board of supervisors and PEC, but her harassment is far from
over and continues to this day. She has vowed to continue her fight until small
farmers are free to do what they love best, provide wholesome food to America’s
table, exercising freely their property rights. http://www.varight.com/news/virginia-land-trust-falsifies-stonewall-jackson-slept-here-claim-by-michael-thompson/
But land conservation is one arm of U.N. Agenda 21. All
across the U.S. land is locked in conservation projects and easements contracts
are convenient financial hooks to take land out of agricultural use in
perpetuity under the guise of protecting it.
President Obama included for example up to $37.8 million in
the Fiscal Year 2016 Budget to fund land conservation projects in the
Chesapeake Bay Watershed. We all want clean water, soil, air and want
protection of watersheds. But the money is used for public access to our waters
or lack thereof. Governor McAuliffe of Virginia stated on February 4, 2015, “If
enacted by the Congress, these funds will protect key land areas for habitat,
water quality, scenic views, and cultural resources.” The money authorized
trails, historical parks, and civil war battlefields. But this is done by
taking agricultural land out of production and using it to run a few show horses
on perfectly manicured miles of green grasses. https://governor.virginia.gov/newsroom/newsarticle?articleId=7656
The
Virginia Land Conservation announced 14 grants totaling $1.7. Such grants “are
used by private land trusts, local governments and state agencies to protect
and acquire special lands in the following categories: farmlands and forestry,
historic areas, natural areas, and open spaces and parks.” Five of these grants
are slated for conservation easements and seven are to purchase land from
farmers in order to “protect” them, a euphemism for taking prime farm land out
of agricultural use or lock land from residential/commercial development and
turn it into wild habitat for “rare animals and plants.” https://governor.virginia.gov/newsroom/newsarticle?articleId=7634
“Nearly
150 conservation projects have been made possible through VLCF grants since
1999, when the foundation was created,” said
Virginia Secretary of Natural Resources Molly Ward, who chairs the
foundation’s board. “The program provides an economical and efficient approach
to conserving precious lands, protecting rivers and streams, and preserving
farms and historic places for future generations.” http://www.dcr.virginia.gov/virginia_land_conservation_foundation/
The
“visioning” grants and “challenge” grants are not really just meant to protect
a clean environment for future generations to enjoy, they are part of a
region-wide and country-wide plan to force local and state governments into
Sustainable Development when we should be concerned about our Sustainable
Freedom. If the government was so
worried about future generations, they would not spend us into oblivion and
destroy our language, borders, and culture with unchecked invasion of illegal
immigrants who have no desire to assimilate into the western way of life.
All
these progressive platforms pushed by academia and the regime, i.e. social
justice, environmental justice, green growth, equality are not cures for war,
famine, pestilence, genocide, and poverty, they are recipes for global
communism and control by moneyed elites, politicians, and U.N. bureaucrats who
fancy themselves the arbiters of humanity’s rights and of the climate. They are
intent on restricting and denying us freedoms.
What is morally
repugnant to real scientists and logical thinkers are the lies and deceptions
surrounding the manufactured global warming crisis with all its strings
attached, created for political and financial gain at the expense of billions
of people around the globe who must suffer the consequences of treaties, laws,
rules, and regulations controlling their lives and economic activity so that a
small number of global elites can enrich their bank accounts.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
Saturday, February 7, 2015
My radio segment with Silvio on taxes, unemployment, and the Greeks. February 6, 2015
My national blogtalk radio segment with Silvio on strange taxes and the Greek economy. Click on my segment, the oval with the time, 00:39.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/cantotalk/2015/02/06/taxes-and-other-us-economy-issues-with-dr-ileana-johnson
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/cantotalk/2015/02/06/taxes-and-other-us-economy-issues-with-dr-ileana-johnson
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
The Big Lie
Puppet Shop window in Florence Photo: Wikipedia |
The media is also gloating over the 5.6% unemployment
rate which the Chairman and CEO of Gallup, Jim Clifton, described in his
article as “The Big Lie: 5.6% Unemployment.”
“The official unemployment rate, which cruelly overlooks the suffering of the
long-term and often permanently unemployed as well as the depressingly
underemployed, amounts to a Big Lie.” http://www.gallup.com/opinion/chairman/181469/big-lie-unemployment.aspx
While Americans have been told that their refunds may be
delayed due to Obamacare penalties and calculations for those who may owe money
to the IRS for overpaid subsidies, illegal aliens, as usual, are getting the
red carpet treatment with taxpayer dollars. American taxpayers have to file an
additional form, 8962, with 12 rows and 6 columns (72 boxes), to compute
subsidies for each month of 2014.
“Consumers
may be subject to tax penalties for any month in which they had neither
insurance coverage nor an exemption.”
Do not expect speedy service or
prompt answers from the IRS as they are busy with other issues. Thirty types of
exemptions from penalty have been set up by the federal government, including
for those in states that did not expand Medicaid, religious beliefs, or
premiums higher than 8% of household income. Documentation must be provided to
the IRS for such hardships.
Illegal aliens, who were working under the radar of the
IRS were encouraged to pay taxes via the Individual Taxpayer Identification
Number (ITIN). Many illegals took advantage of this loophole and claimed
numerous children in the country and outside of the country under the Earned
Income Tax Credit (EITC) to the tune of $4.2 billion in 2010.
According to Washington Times, “IRS Commissioner John
Koskinen confirmed Tuesday that illegal immigrants granted amnesty from
deportation under President Obama’s new policies would be able to get extra
funds from the IRS for money they earned while working illegally, as long as
they filed returns during those years.“ http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/3/irs-offers-extra-tax-refunds-to-illegal-immigrants/#ixzz3QnJt4B1q
The new amnestied illegals, will receive official Social Security numbers, enabling them to file retroactively three years for Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC), “potentially claiming billions of dollars in additional payments they were ineligible for before the amnesty.” The Earned Income Tax Credit was established in 1975 for American citizens whose income fell below the federal poverty line.
Likely 4 million illegal immigrants
are going to receive this administration’s “deferred action” or “deportation
stay,” and thus work permits. Supporters of ITINs and EITCs say that it would
be “unfair” to withhold billions from children who are likely U.S. citizens
anyway because they became “anchor babies” when their illegal moms gave birth
in this country.
In the meantime, while you lost
your doctor, your premiums skyrocketed, the deductibles went through the roof, co-pays
were larger than ever, your medical care took a dive, had to see a nurse
practitioner, and you had to drop your good health insurance and accept
substandard insurance on the Obamacare exchanges, the illegal aliens are
receiving income tax refunds and free medical care, while you are trying to
find three jobs to replace the one full-time job you lost because of the
Affordable Care Act mandates. But, on the bright side, if you are a man, you now
have free contraceptives.
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Looking Good Past 50 Is Torture
Photo: Ileana Johnson 2013 |
Looking good is torture! Wearing stretchy clothes is heaven
on textile. Stilettos were invented by men who convinced women, who desired to
look like the big screen plastic stars they were never going to be like, that
walking on stilts will somehow make them more attractive, svelte, and desirable
to men. But our generation of 50 year-olds wear orthopedic shoes with painless joy
and secretive pride.
Constantly digging floss out of their rear ends, young and
middle-aged women torture themselves and get awful bacterial infections so that
their derrieres are more attractive in thongs and clothes show no panty lines
just in case someone happens to ogle them.
The t-shirt, flannel shirt, football jersey, sweats, and
pajamas become necessary wardrobe implements for someone’s comfort after the
age of 50. After all, people born in the 1950s have lived in seven decades and
two centuries, we earned the right to fall off the fashion train and adopt the
liberal Birkenstock sandals worn proudly with white knee high socks.
Then you can be liberated from the crowded and expensive shopping
malls. Good Will becomes quite attractive and cheap, especially in a well-to-do
neighborhood where donated clothes are practically new.
It’s good to be over the hill if you want 50 cents discount
on meals at McDonalds. On the other hand, who wants to admit they are on the
downside of life for 50 cents? You can take naps any time of day without being
thought of as lazy and nobody cares what you look like unless you are carrying
the remnants of the last meal on your chin or shirt.
You can stop sucking in your stomach around your friends and
relatives. They already know you have a
gut and nobody is fooled by your pretend svelteness. Besides, your face starts
turning blue if you hold your breath in for too long.
Walking and farting in unison with each step becomes a
necessary Beano gut cleansing, a sort of yoga without the contortions, the head
stand, or the humming.
Going out to dinner after the age of 50 becomes an early
bird excursion at four in the afternoon.
The restaurants are quiet, the help is awful, but you avoid the balding
liberals with their young progeny and trophy wives eating at 9 p.m. and disturbing
the entire restaurant. You go to bed by nightfall because you can.
You stop speeding because the road looks perennially foggy
but cops ticket you now for going too slow and for forgetting to turn off the turn
signal, confusing other drivers. Every other driver, frustrated by your
slowness, gives you the finger because you block the faster lane but you wave
at them with a silly and toothless grin.
If you want to know about the weather tomorrow, you no
longer turn to the weather forecast, you just consult the level of pain in your
arthritic joints. And you’ve learned to look at the phases of the moon to tell
whether it will rain tomorrow or not.
It’s acceptable now to stay in pajamas all day and even wear
them under clothes with a slight peek of flannel from under your high-water
pants. People will ask you when they call during the day if they woke you up
and nobody will get offended.
You can now tell all your deep, dark , and embarrassing secrets
to your friends over lunch because your secrets will be as safe as Fort Knox –
nobody will remember a thing after they wake up from the early afternoon nap.
Loud music will no longer be annoying because you can turn down
your hearing aid and smile, nodding in agreement with everything.
Go ahead and take those around the world tours you’ve been
saving yourself for your entire life. Make sure there are wheelchair ramps and
the cobble stone or unpaved roads are wheelchair friendly. Take a good supply
of diapers, diarrhea pills, and bribe money. Don’t worry, nobody would want to
take you hostage abroad in order to demand ransom! They know your family does not want you back.
And don’t forget your health care insurance card. After all
these years of paying high premiums, you are finally beginning to get some
returns on your investment. The doctor knows you by your first name and is glad
that you are helping pay his child’s expensive liberal tuition at Harvard.
Copyright: Ileana Johnson 2015
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